God hates garbage
Our modern lifestyle has become
overwhelming to the natural systems upon which we depend.
Particularly damaging to our environment is the garbage we throw
out everyday. Ask yourself this: does it make sense for a 200 year
old oak tree to be surrounded by Pepsi cans and Doritos bags? In no
way are circumstances like these natural. They are choking the
planet.
God wants us to clean up garbage
Call it what you want: the source of
life, the Great Spirit, Karma, Kismet, Prana, Qi, the power of
coincidence, the collective unconscious, dumb luck, or just plain
God. Whatever you want to call it, the universe wants us to clean
up our garbage. How can I be sure, you ask. Please read
on.
If you, or anyone you know is struggling
in their lives, by all means suggest to them the standard methods
of life improvement (psychological therapy, consulting a medical
doctor, etc.) However, you may also suggest that they spend an hour
or two picking up garbage. You both may be pleasantly surprised by
the tremendous results.
After picking up garbage for an hour or
two, you may feel better, emotionally, spiritually, and
physically. You may also begin to experience strange but
positive coincidences in your life, the more garbage you pick up.
Things may start to swing your way for a change. The right person
may show up in your life, with the right thing, at the exact right
time. Pay attention to these coincidences and follow them. You may
be pleasantly surprised!
These coincidences, too eerie and
frequent to dismiss as pure chance, indicates that you are indeed
following the correct path in life. More on
coincidences.
Georges Clyman
The Garbage Man
garbageman@garbageprophecy.org
A
challenge to philosophy students:
If you have an interesting
or funny proof for why God does NOT want us to pick up
garbage, please send them to
us; we will publish those we like.
Note: You will be wrong, of course.
There is no way you can prove that God does not want us
to pick up garbage.
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